If you're good (I'm sure you probably are), you could probably have some fun against the boys.  I haven't been paintballing in a bunch of years, but last time I went, it was a lot of fun.  The only thing I don't like is having people who will continue to shoot you as your walking out after being hit.

I've become pretty good at programming over the years, and most recently at PHP web programming, but I'm absolutely horrible on the design side.

What languages do you normally use?

That's cool.  I've never used either vc++ or vb.net.  I have some developer friends who swear by it, but for some reason continue to do serious development in php.  php is a drug - you can leave it for a while, but you'll have to come back for more.

I used to be a pretty heavy developer.  I wrote a few commercial apps in Delphi when it first came out as a language.  I also wrote some huge apps for an employer in Progress (~500,000 lines) over the course of about 5 years.  I was so much more efficient then.  I blame the kids.

I did a bunch of C and a bit of C++, mostly fun useless stuff, but now I do a good bit of php work when I have the time.  Ever since I got my management labotomy, it's hard to concentrate on programming

I did some pascal in college.  It's not all that fun.  I'm not sure how that can be a hobby.